call me Ifri. pretty much your dad. disabled writer.
blog's not for folks under 18.
"But now you come to me and you say - 'Ifri, give me fanfic.' But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Fuckfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my fic is to be posted, and you ask me to give you more fucks."